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Fun Factory Big Boss
G4 - through the paces.
reviewed by Toys In Love
August 26th, 2011

For some reason or another, Toys in Love has been fortunate enough to be associated with some of the best stores in the adult retail industry from day one. - One of those ‘day one’ stores is SheVibe. Now Shevibe is still in our melting pot of stores keeping the furnaces going under our collective arses, so to speak, and for that we owe them love cookies, Christmas cards and probably a bunch of very expensive trips to Tahiti. - Since we can’t bake worth a damn, spell thnk yu, or afford a bunch of trips to Tahiti, we’ll just go right on ahead and review really really awesome stuff stolen in their office. - We’re kind’a cool that way!

Anyway, the item in question we snuck away with this time is the boss of bosses: the Fun Factory Big Boss G4. It was a mighty heist worth remembering, - preferably in really badly written drunken Irish pub songs… Though, there’s not much bad about it, certainly nothing Irish, and it’s just plain rude to use it in the pub while people generally try their damndest to get drunk. - But I can write about it, and sing at the same time!

Now the generation 4, or G4, of the Fun Factory vibes all arrive in the same packaging. Only difference seems to be the blister-pack clamshells inside, formed to fit the vibes in the series. Outside it’s the same though, so no matter which one in the series you bought, the Calla will feature the outside. The goodies seem to be the same as well: Fun Factory lube sample, manual in a slew of languages, and a warranty leaflet. The box is otherwise quite nice, and although it’s obviously protecting a sex toy, the option to give it as a nice private gift is there.

Inside the box, the Boss is waiting! Immediately the presence of power, size and weight is undeniable. The name is certainly aptly deserved; he’s BIG! Measuring up at 9″ long (7″ of those are insertable), he is 1¾” wide, - giving him is a circumference of 5½” (5¾” at the widest part of the head), he will demand - and most certainly get - your attention! There is weight, like a slumbering beast in your hand. - It’s not an uncomfortable or cumbersome weight, - but it’s certainly not trivial either. Luckily the innovative “Loop of Love” handle is a great help in holding, controlling, and steering the Big Boss - even if you should have lube and juices all over your fingers.

The skin of the Big Boss is all 100% medical-grade silicone. - Either Orange or Black. The silicone itself is soft and scrumptious to the touch, but it’s still a fairly firm toy, so you’ll be able to put pressure on all the right spots, - without there being discomfort or anything like that. The surface is velvety, - but with the size and the inevitable contractions as you insert and thrust the toy, I do recommend lube. - And being a lube fanatic; the more the better! - Just remember to use water-based lubes and gels, which is always recommended with 100% medical-grade silicone. The innovative handle and loop is also 100% certified, but here it’s ABS. - Which is in fact a very good material to fuse with silicone, if you want to make it all one delightful waterproof wonder.

On the face of the “Loop of Love” casing, there are three buttons. A ‘plus’, a ‘minus’, and an ‘asterisk’. The steady vibrations will increase or decrease incrementally if you choose to continue to depress the button for every level. If you depress the plus button and hold it down the speed will increase gracefully and smoothly to the maximum speed. The asterisk will change through the patterns. The buttons light up with Magic Touch activity, and quite frankly: that little feature is really really cool!

The Big Boss is rechargeable using the Fun Factory Click ‘N’ Charge system. - Another cool feature. The charger is magnetic and clicks onto the back of the toy’s handle. The charger then lights up red while the toy lights up on the buttons, and once fully charged the lights will go off.

Now being the sexually deprived size-queen of a woman she is *cough*, my Other Half was looking forward to getting a full girthy vibrator, - hopefully with a lot of wham, bam, and I’m-ready-again-as-soon-as-you-are-ma’am to go with all that girth. - And she sure as hell got it! - As soon as we went into ‘play mode’ she was practically clutching and clawing at my hands to ‘get her over’. I must admit: I was teasing more than pleasing when I began running the velvety, thick, slowly humming, shaft up and down from her anus, between her labia, and just letting the lubed shaft rest on her clit every so often up on top. - Eventually, I had to restrain her to get her eager hands out of the way. After that I definitely took my time, building increasing momentum by dipping Big Boss’ head gently further and further inside as well… Between her whimpering, pleading and moaning you could hardly hear the vibrator. - Which is virtually silent.

Grazing her G-spot the first time sent a jolt through her system! - After that I started thrusting in earnest. At this time I’d been circling through most of the settings and patterns, and I believe she thought so too. - But not quite. From me filling her up so; thrusting from cervix to G-spot, it had taken very little effort - after all the initial teasing - to her her to the brink. - When I felt THAT in her, I turned on the Big Boss’ boost setting; sending her like a rocket over the edge, and kept her there orgasm, hitting orgasm, hitting orgasm. I almost felt pity with her, when I relented and turned off the vibrator - but left it inside. She was covered in sweat, chest working like a piston during her shallow breathing, muscles shaking and twitching… It was glorious!

See this would all be funny, if I didn’t know my Other Half usually turns into this lithe little nymph of a devil-woman with super human strength determined on reciprocating!

Did I mention: lube is your friend? Because it takes a little work, - Big Boss is not a vibrator you just ‘pop in there’ when it comes to anal play. His head is a little too big, for me at least. - And I’m probably not what you’d consider a ‘beginner’…! But she mercifully used some deft finger play and a smaller starter toy - to relax and lube up my sphincter a bit, and then it was just a matter of slowly letting the sphincter adapt to a little firm pressure. - But *blip*! - When that humming head entered and first grazed my P-spot… I was just dripping prostate fluid all over the place - and having quite a blast. - Well, yeah, that too followed quite literally, eventually. I just loved the feeling of that full, velvety, shaft running over the sensitive nerves in the sphincter muscles during thrusting… - But the boost! My mind just found it’s own little corner of heaven and had an implosion! That boost - to me - is the thing that just makes this dildo such a damn wonder. - It’s certainly given me a new scale to measure by!

After those amazing moments that first day, getting to know the Big Boss, we’ve used him on many ‘playfull’ occasions, - to equal amounts of glee, squeals and pleasure. He is one mighty toy, with a name to match. And although the size of him is imposing, I believe that beginners and advanced users alike will enjoy the Big Boss. I probably wouldn’t blindly recommend it for a beginner, but if they are comfortable with sizeable toys, then the Big Boss might just be a great match.

Waterproof ABS and silicone, it doesn’t get much easier to clean than that. - Warm water and a good anti-bacterial soap, finish off by using a good sex toy cleaner, or and alcohol-wipe, and it’s good as new.

SheVibe, always the cool caretakers of all things pleasurable, has the entire line of Fun Factory G4 vibes on hand to anyone passing by, and will gladly send one your way - at a ridiculously low price to boot. So even if this whole fully recommended Big Boss review hasn’t won you over, I’m sure one of the others will perform just as brilliantly!

Check out this little snazzy video from Fun Factory to see the entire G4 lineup:

Read more reviews from Toys In Love here.